Robbers: Give me your 360
Family: Do you really want it? It has the red rings of death
Robbers: WTF! Alright Get your fat ass husband here and tell him to go to walmart with a gun. Exchange that sumbitch for a brand new one
Husband: Are you sure you don't want a ps3?
Robbers: Fuck that delaystation.
Husband: Wtf you get the rrod when I come back?
Robbers: Your families life is on the line.
Husband: Oh ***, 33% chance of them dying. The numbers could be more