FOX MAD TV 恶搞姚明视频

suite

节目叫MAD TV，被它恶搞过的多得数不过来。你凡说的上名字的美国名人基本上都被搞过。气大伤身，犯不着。


http://www.***.com/watch?v=YoRaacheZUw
[wmv]http://www.***.com/v/YoRaacheZUw[/wmv]


我听记的歌词，不知道还有没有不对的地方。

The Ballad of Yao Ming

In the basketball court in Houston, home to the Houston Rockets, a man would arrive from across the sea and put big money in their pockets. They say things are bigger in Texas, you know now why they sing before they knew they were stuck like glue to the Chinese freak Yao Ming, Yao Ming,Yao Ming.People came from miles and miles around to see the seven and a half foot thing.

Yao Ming he spoke’ in no English so they just put him under the basket. Anything you wanted from that giant of a man all you had to do was ask it. When it came to getting rebounds you know he was the best. I’m telling you’ll you had to watch his balls cause his balls were above the rest, Yao Ming, Yao Ming.It was clear he’s genetically engineered to be a b-ball king.

But the road to fame is a lonely one, at least that’s how it feels until he met his match and only friend in the man they call Shaquille O’Neal, Yao Ming, Yao Ming.With a massive brow and the neck of a cow there’s no telling what the future brings for the ballad of Yao Ming..

黄猫

翻译下吧，不懂啊－－－－－－

nike

哈哈,有点意思,那谁,把歌词翻译一下~~~~~~~~

rono

好意思说YAO不说英文。

suite

歌词应该听简单的吧。我懒得翻译了，因为我中文水平太差。

lmbt

搞笑~~~~~我都无语了~~~弄点别的名人看看

simohayha

尝试翻译一下，未必准确。

一个男人漂洋过海来到休斯顿火箭队的球场上，让火箭将大把大把的钞票塞进腰包，据说德克萨斯州的东西普遍要大一号，现在你知道人们为什么总这么说了。人们抑止不住好奇心，从遥远的地方赶来，挤得里三层外三层就是为了看看这个足有7尺半的中国怪胎——姚明。
姚明不会说英语，所以只能打好篮球，对于人们提出的要求他从来不会拒绝。当他拿下一个又一个篮板，你就知道在这方面他的确很牛逼，不过我要给姚一个忠告，那就是一定要照顾好你的“蛋蛋”，因为它们实在太高了而容易被撞到（above the rest 指高过场上其他球员），姚明，毫无疑问他就是为篮球而天造地设的篮球之王。
但是高处不胜寒，做为王者一定会感到孤独，至少让我们感觉是这样的。直到有一天姚明遇见了一个能和他抗衡的人，也是他唯一的朋友，人们叫他沙克奥尼尔。姚明，拥有如此出色的身体条件，谁知道未来还会发生什么故事？

天真的白驴

哈哈,那个''yao ming ''可比YAO MING 卡哇衣多了