英文好的帮忙翻译下这两个PS3广告

飞雪尔

只听懂大概意思，第一个好像是说一个造谣者说看到传闻ps3只要299，然后psn的人出来辟谣，说能放蓝光能看听歌玩游戏这么多功能，怎么可能只要299，但画面后面全部都是299的广告横幅。

哪位大大听力很好的帮忙翻译下？据说很funny。.

micah

归结为：impossible is nothing

jy02150795

小funny吧

字数补丁100000

zoujilong

反正就是广告啊。。。。。。

六翼创天使

广告就是广告。。。看看就好了

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哈哈。第二段那个psn的VP真好玩。Come on!

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大致的意思就是：PS3现在只卖299块~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

jy02150795

注意Bernie和Kevin的头衔，还有最后kevin的动作

kigskylgt

发挥极限了，也就能听出来这么多了。。
第一部分听译:
Bernie Buncalan(rumor monger): dear playstation,I get a tip that you are making the ps3 299,confirm or deny?
Kevin Butler(director of the rumor confirmation):299,huh?Bernie,you can't believe anything you read on the internet,
otherwise there will be _____ millionaire by now.
Bernie:......
Kevin:Well 299,for as sweet as gaming,blue-ray playing,movie downloading system,the world would be fantastic.no comment.
Berine:But all I just saw is 299..
Kevin:huh?
Berine:Right behind you.
Kevin:I am sorry,is it something?

第二部分：
girl:To playstation,I got my boyfriend a ps3 and he still has't hook it up  to the internet.
kevin:what?what is it in 1992?
girl:I know.
kevin:I mean if you are not on the playstation network,you can't
get playstation home,ps one classic ,you can't download movies,D-videos.
girl:I know.
it's like coming a bath without an aromatherapy candle,so it is  got the job done, come on!
girl:He hate candles too.
kevin:come on!
girl:I know,right~
kevin:what's wrong with him?

wow82713aa

下面是引用kigskylgt于2009-08-29 01:17发表的:
发挥极限了，也就能听出来这么多了。。
第一部分听译:
Bernie Buncalan(rumor monger): dear playstation,I get a tip that you are making the ps3 299,confirm or deny?
Kevin Butler(director of the rumor confirmation):299,huh?Bernie,you can't believe anything you read on the internet,
otherwise there will be _____ millionaire by now.
.......

第一部分空格的 是Nigerian  我觉得的是